First of all; we want you to grab a pad of paper.. and a pen..
with a rather large amount of ink in it. (Our important and lovely remarks will be large and in italics, during
this wonderful presentation.. of the GREATEST band alive!) -The unintellectual important and lovely remarks.. would belong
to Nikki.. and the oddly smart ones, to Penny-
Alright now.. to start at the beginning... (You should be writing
this all down.. because, well.. we did.) W. Axl Rose, and Izzy Stradlin joined a band called 'Rose'. Axl was born in Lafayette,
Indiana, on February 6, 1962, birth name William Bailey. Axl was a band he sang in, and he later discovered, his real father's
surname was Rose. Thus, W. Axl Rose... and the REAL King of Rock n' Roll.. is born.
On Aprill 8, 1962, Axl's best friend Jeff Isbell was born,
in Lafayette, Indiana. Later to be called Izzy Stradlin the guitar mastermind of Guns n' Roses.
In March of 1985- Guns n' Roses was formed.
W. Axl Rose -Sexy and Gorgeous Lead
vocalist
Izzy Stradlin - Sexy Guitar Player
Tracii Guns -Unknown Guitar Player
Duff -Gorgeous Bass Player
Rob Gardner -Drummer
Duff McKagan.. the Sexiest, and most gorgeous Bass
player to mankind, whose real name is Michael; was born in Seattle, Washington, on February 5, 1964.
Mr. Duffman.. he had connections in Seattle..that he did. He
booked gigs for the band, but Tracii Guns, and Rob Gardner wouldn't agree to play. Duff suggested that they ditch the old
piece of poopy guitar, and drum player; and hire his two friends, Slash, and Steven. Axl later agreed. Right
on Buddy, we knew those old people were stinky!
Thus..
Slash now played lead guitar
Izzy now played rhythm guitar
And last but not least..
Steven played the drums!
Slash... the Afroman; born July
23, 1965, in Stoke-on-Trent, England. Originally named Saul Hudson... Think Hudson bay people, think Hudson
Bay.
And in last, once again...
We have Steven Adler, born in good ole' Cleveland, Ohio. Steven is, without a doubt, the guru of all Drummers.
